Come baby, take my hand
Travel with me to dreamland
We’ll take a journey through pastures and meadows
We’ll spend the afternoon chasing shadows
We’ll go where the streams flow, where the wind blows
We’ll just enjoy ourselves, forget our sorrows
We’ll have a great today and embrace tomorrow
Baby promise me, wherever I go you’ll follow
And darling I’m going to dreamland
So, my one and only, take my hand.
(now here’s the negative spoofed version, also by me)
Come, you bitch, wear this chain
Around your head, to strangle your brain.
As you lapse into a coma I’ll cackle
Then I’ll issue you a flying tackle
I’ll hear your bones break, hear them crackle
Two parts have lost function; your bones and brain
So bitch, feel the effects of wearing this chain.